27 June 2006

tales from the ER

The next time a cockroach crawls in your ear while you are sleeping, be sure to stick your finger in your ear and plug it so it can't get out then run to the ED for us to take it out. Then, as I squirt viscous lidocaine into your ear canal, tell me how gross that feels!
~Courtesy of SDN

Something similar happend at HFF...or was it ER?

4 comments:

david786 said...

Hi Sam,

How do you think you will be able to get in medical school when most of your time goes in conducting Table Tennis Tournaments and working full time? Thank God you don’t have any more full time job.

By the way I use to represent my school in table tennis. I still play it once in a while.

I think you should now concentrate just on getting admission in medical school, once you are in medical school you can enjoy other extracurricular activities.

Dr. Wanabee said...

Thanks for the advice, David.
I'll take it into consideration as I have taken into consideration every other piece of unsolicited advice.

As a table tennis player you should have an appreciation for well planned tournaments that give people a chance at healthy competition.

You have a great day!

david786 said...

>>>> What do you do? >>>>>>>>

My profession is to write business plans for different corporations.
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>>>>>>I have taken into consideration every other piece of unsolicited advice. >>>>>>>

I apologize if my tone ever sounded harsh. It was just a friendly suggestion.

I have given paid solicited advice to more then 100 companies including some of the fortune 500 companies to improve their performance. I don’t advice anybody anything unless I strongly believe in it. Almost all of my business plans which I believed in are successful.

Usually I don’t give unsolicited advice. I charge thousands of dollars for my advice. In your case my intention was not to blame you in any manner. I apologize if my tone was not proper. I saw a rising sun in you and I couldn’t stop my self. I strongly believe that you have the capacity to change the world around you. My unsolicited advice might worth tens of millions of dollars. LOL

Don’t take my words as an advice; it is just a friendly chat. In a way we are member of the same family of similar dreams.

It just needs a small push from your side and I strongly believe that you have a very bright future and your bright future will bring light in the life of thousands. Wanna bet?

Dr. Wanabee said...

Well look at you...all trying to bolster my ego and such...thousands of dollars indeed. But in my limited experience adivice is only as good as the person receiving it.

Forgive my ignorance, but what is a business plan and how does one go about writing one?

Don't mind my snarkiness, it's part of my charm. ;)